A little Selamat Hari Raya wish from me and the family, to all our relatives, colleagues, friends, near and far (but nevertheless close to our hearts).

Maaf Zahir & Batin.

I will be celebrating the Raya in KL (never underestimate that KL Raya is not merry) and will be visiting the planned 7 houses on the first two days.

Sembahyang sunat Raya is diwajibkan in our beloved Bangsar mosque for nostalgic and sentimental purposes.   Hope to see most of our old neighbours and lots of familiar faces on that Raya morning.

To all Muslims, have a good one. To the nons, happy hols! :)

The above is something I dont wish to throw out too often.   I did it today.  To get things done. Bossy? you bet.  Because there is a boss somewhere up there who I have to answer to, too. 

People can hate me already. But only reason with me if it makes sense. For I have answers in my hands, and I expect you do too.

Bitch fit or being drama queen is always part of my life.  I am not proud of it if its done to those undeserving. But to those who drive me up the wall, face the music.

That is kind of beautiful, awkward............strange, weird..... I'd say.

And suddenly, Puasa month brought me back to earth.

Thank god for that.

The other day I was asked by a colleague of how Brazillian wax is done. So I told her, you lie down then spread your pussy to the waxing specialist, get stripped while screaming loudly in the room or into a towel. I didnt really get down explaining to the intricate details, when another colleague who was standing nearby made a remark "Tak baik tunjuk pepek kat orang"

Serious, memang tetiba jadi saat anti-climax. So me and the other friend was making a "hoh? " face yang jenis "who asked her???".  Sebab the remark came from not a person who is someone who is worth listening to on ceramah ugama pun if it ever come about. I will seek if I need to.  I mean, I do listen to ceramah ugama but from respectable people who I look highly upon. Whose ceramah ugama and the nilai2 ugama is practiced as well, and tak mengumpat orang hari2 or even talk profanities at the office, ya know that sorta thing.

So of course la I told her nothing but the truth "My husband pays for these things because he takde expertise to apply hot wax and strip my pussy"

She said "perempuan ke?"

I said "a-ah"..........

And of course dia kata jugak... "ye la, tapi berdosa"

then I said "mengumpat hari2 pun berdosa gak" which of course a statement that I didnt really make sure was heard or not.

Ok dont get me wrong, I dont have anything against the person, its just that why are you putting me in a thinking spot like that when I just couldnt care less, or judge of who you are and whatever you do around me.  Nevertheless, I love her.  She is so kakak-kakak senior di sini.

Okay, guilty as charged that I am berdosa for vanity practice. But, how else do I make him happy with a Brazillian? If she can say something like that and come up with a solution takpe. If nak tinggal remark, and takde solution after that apa kes? My happiness in marriage is not in anyone's hands.

It suddenly triggered me to write this after I was asked abt this by my longtime friend Shahreel. 

I bet most of you have heard me over-rate the word HOH like everywhere kan?

Okay, say a situation like when something happens and all you can do is just swear out profanities in public (which I most of the time do!) but sometimes, being modest, I just HOH it away!

Given situation if you see most Malays kan, when something happens and they helplessly say in a DRAGGY way "... sabar je la aku..."  or the famous "tak tau la nak cakap macamana lagi :("

As for me (or my friend Aida the Queen of all HOHs) will just HAVE to say something.    Like..........."this is so HOH!! "  which could mean "this is so FUCKED UP!!"

It could mean from anything beyond good or bad. It could just mean anything unsay-able but you just gotta say something anyway!! 

Contoh HOH yang digunakan is:

"Cant talk to you now, my boss is so Hoh today!"

"he is so cute , nanti aku hoh-kan dia"

"hoh la korang ni!"

" kita best dan hoh"

"suami2 orang yang hoh" (this could mean gatal/handsome/FILF/boroi/tak handsome)  depending on the situation you talk about it in, it just jives and liek a puzzle, we both just seem to know what the HOH does it mean at that moment.

When you hold a party and suddenly orang tak datang after RSVP-ing coming, then you just let it out to describe the situation as "THIS IS SO HOH!!"  sebab cam marah beyond words sebenarnya and you still so baik tak nak throw sarcasm kat orang sebab tak suka tengok orang merajuk. 

Sometimes I will just shorten a sentence with the word and again, I know someone at least would understand:

"dulu aku tak suka Butterfingers sebab crowd peminat derang sangat hoh"  (the HOH here means smelly/pogo/ugly/yucky/rempit)... see it could mean JUST ANYTHING!

So.  if anyone tak paham my HOH... can Hoh off!